Great HR joke in today’s Dilbert; Sunday August 20, 2017

Transcript

Catbert:
Evil Director Of Human Resources.

Catbert:
Don’t bother me.
I’m studying for a human resources certification.
I already have my certifications for sadism and maniacal laughing.
And, obviously, I have the basic HR certification for recreational downsizing.
If you don’t have that one, you can’t even get a job in HR. But I need one more certification to make the big bucks.
Now run along while I practice my joyless scowling.

Dilbert:
You talk a lot about yourself.

Catbert:
I prefer to think of myself as a non-listener.